Zion And The Revenge Of The Revenge Bod

…At the Phoenix Mercury. That’s not a Mad Lib. The Jo Bros had to postpone their concert this weekend after the Mercury’s big playoff run. It’s good news for the Merc who famously had to move venues to accommodate “Disney on Ice” in 2021. Growth!

Tacko Fall is pivoting from getting air to fighting fire. A recent flip of him training to be a firefighter is going viral. He’s going to save the department lots of money on ladders. 

The French famously love two things: being kinda mean and setting things on fire. The rivalry between Paris and Marseille, known as “Le Classique,” features lots of hatred and fire. Read on here. 

Jacquemus is reviving a Nike classic. The Moon Shoe was the first Nike sneaker, but this is the first time it’ll be for sale. Mark your cals for September 29, because it’s pretty gorgeous and I have a feeling it’s gonna sell out.  

Olympic gymnastics legend Kerri Strug is getting the biopic treatment, thanks to Gia Coppola and maybe possibly Millie Bobbie Brown, who is in talks to play Kerri. That casting gets a perfect ten from me. Now, how can I get an audition to play the coach that carries her off the podium after her injury?