What Is LeBron Deciding??

…In a move that is equal parts random as hell and cool, the world’s fastest rodents (are they rodents?) will partner with the Olympics in licensing the iconic Olympic Rings. I guess we’re getting merch! Move over, The Peanuts.  

Angel Reese, the 00’s called, and they said they want to give you a brand deal. The WNBA star will partner with Juicy Couture, and it feels like a collab that was created in a lab for me. 

Karl-Anthony Towns, more like Karl-Anthony Topps. The Knicks’ big man is also a big man on YouTube, where he’s been breaking decks this offseason. Do you think he autographs his own for himself? 

Writer Joshua Suchon says baseballers have to stop popping champagne. I say, let’s hear him out. I love putting on a boomer hat every now and then. As long as no one tells Jim Jones to stop. 

I’m a simple woman. Interview Mag releases a new issue…I read it cover to cover. That’s right, I get the hard copy delivered in the mail. If you don’t, you’ll have to read this Benny Safdie x John Oliver ditty on “The Smashing Machine” digitally, which is a nice consolation.