These Athletes Were Nuts For Cowboy Carter

…There aren’t enough soccer movies. And it seems all of Hollywood reads the OffBall Daily because Bend It Like Beckham 2 is in the works. They’re gonna call it 2 Bent 2 Beckham. 

Deciding what to wear to the game can be hard. But this guide makes it a teeny bit easier. Focus on basics first, and use embellishments to show your support. Or don’t! Regardless, just make sure you wear something (unless you’ve got streaking plans). 

Is the sneaker resale market dead? Gone are the days of buying droves of retro Jordans, knowing you can sell them for 3x what you bought ‘em for. Now, the grind is a little more complicated. And it involves Labubus. 

There are basically no sports TV shows on air anymore, says Awful Announcing (and your grandma’s print copy of TV Guide). With networks testing shows and promptly canceling them, sports TV as we know it may be over soon. Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen. 

In his Baseball Hall of Fame induction speech, Ichiro Suzuki shaded the one writer who didn’t vote him in. The original Aura King said the dinner invite he offered up has now expired. No one was safe. He also cooked the Marlins. And the person reading this (sorry you had to find out this way).