The Ties That Bind Timothée, Adam, And Stephen Curry

…that his dream car was nothing fancy…just the car his late mom used to drive him around in. So, Jordyn did what anyone would do for the love of their life: found that exact car and refurbished it. She really called all of us single and broke. 

Emeka Egbuka deleted his TikTok, X, Instagram, and Facebook accounts when he realized he was addicted. How’d he do it? Easy, FOMO is not real, he says. More on the 23-year-old Nigerian receiver here from writer Tyler Dunne here. 

Like many NWSL players, Trinity Rodman might be headed to gray-er pastures (England). She’s said before that she’ll probably play overseas, and the league’s salary cap remaining unchanged might be the catalyst for that. Her hair went to purple-r pastures, by the way.

A nail-biting World Cup qualifier came down to a shootout yesterday, and Nigeria’s coach Eric Chelle insisted the entire DR Congo team was practicing voodoo to give them an edge during PKs. Obviously a wild accusation, but regardless, I don’t believe the FIFA handbook says anything about voodoo, so… 

If you’re into long-form feel-good stories involving helping kids, rivals becoming friends, and fate, this is for you. If you hate that stuff, and the Broncos and the Chiefs, skip this one.