Shedeur Sanders: Conspiracy Or Reality Show?

…The Dodgers installed Japanese-style toilets and heated bidets to win him over, and it worked. No, really. He—and the Dodgers—take this sh*t seriously.

The Savannah Bananas sold out Death Valley—that’s 81,000 butts in Clemson’s seats to watch the dancing baseballers. You probably can’t see a baseball from that high up, but you can definitely see a kick line. 

Wrexham FC got promoted again. Now sitting pretty in the Championship League, if they get promoted one more time, they’ll be rollin’ with the bloody big dogs in the Prem League. 

Basketball fans everywhere did the Leo DiCaprio pointing meme when they thought they saw hooper Rickea Jackson with footballer James Pearce at the NFL draft. It turns out, they were right. Name a better hard launch than that. We’ll wait. 

Shams, most commonly known for firing off breaking NBA news, fired off the first pitch at the Cubs game on Sunday. It wasn’t quite a strike, but not bad for someone who spends 25 hours a day on his phone.