Remembering A World Before WNBA Fits

…The same salon. Your faves are all going to the very same Toronto-based coiffure. Does he give preferential styles to his favorite and sabotage his least??? Find out here. 

F1 Driver Kimi Antonelli is a ball knower. He has big dreams of going to an NBA playoff game, and he loves Bologana FC. And back in the day (before he was the ripe old age of 19, of course), he would have waited at 7 am to meet Lewis Hamilton. More fun anecdotes from Kimi and Adidas here. 

Everyone wants to be sports these days. Even massage therapists. Copenhagen played host to the eighth annual World Championship of Massage this year, for which it was gifted 6,000 words from The New Yorker. But here’s the rub: Unlike other sports, the winner doesn’t get a cash prize. 

In case you forgot, with all the other stuff going on, North America is hosting the 2026 World Cup. Tomorrow, you’re gonna be able to score tickets. Well, hopefully. Here’s how you’ll go about it. May the biggest fan win.

Everyone’s always talkin’ about authenticity these days. When it comes to hip hop and athletes, there’s a level of built-in authenticity—which Derick, aka The Marketing Point Guard on Substack, is well-versed in. This means some of your favorite brands are choose perfect partners. Your friends? Maybe not so much.