

… That’s Most Valuable Prankster to you, dear reader. Though some of the Bills’ star quarterback’s humor apparently belongs locked behind the bathroom door, ESPN’s Alaina Getzenberg was still left with a generous portfolio of jokes and pranks that passed the censors, and we are the more entertained for it.
Few sporting events have that Gen Z vibe quite like the U.S. Open. All the Grandest of Cultural Slams needed was a new generation of actual Gen Z men’s stars to fill out the tableau. Tableau filled. The big names you already know (Fritz, Shelton, Tiafoe, Paul), but our eye is on the new newbs like Brandon Nakashima, Learner Tien and Michael Zheng, some still too young to order a Honey Deuce.
To quench our content thirst (is it really still August?), Rolling Stone dropped its list of the top 25 creators in The Culture. Share, debate, gnash your teeth.
The List, though, that really won our attention was this jewel from Goal. While Europe is still reeling from Thursday’s draw, the digital soccer outlet dropped a Champions League final four of the Beautiful Game’s best rappers. From Brazil to Bayern, these are the footballers who belong on your end-of-summer playlist.
Ashtyn wants you to know she landed safely in the U.K. Here’s your Butuso Fix to get you through the weekend.
Forward this to your soccer-curious friend who desperately wants to avoid being called a bandwagon fan.

