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Are Etsy Witches Responsible For The Mariners?
Plus, How Does Wemby Have The Time?


…Yesterday, the newsletter included a blurb about Luka’s revenge tour—only it linked to the wrong place. But it’s a good story! So as an apology, here’s the real link. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
Planning a trip to see your favorite sporting event this year? So is everyone else! For your planning needs, look no further than this guide by Late Check Out. And let me know if you need my Known Traveler Number. I’m coming with you, obviously.
“Bienvenidos a Miami, Baller League.” -Me pretending to be Will Smith to the new six-a-side indoor soccer league that will be headquartered in the Magic City.
These days, every athlete’s got their lil (and some big) side quests. Some are on TV, some are monks (more on that below), and Atlanta Dream’s Naz Hillmon is a photographer. Guess you could say the Dream have shooters.
Sports romance books are the latest sports trend in pop culture crossovers. Why, you might ask? I don’t know, I don’t know how to read. But, for those wanting to wet their whistles (not a euphemism, ok), the New York Times made you a starter pack.
Forward this to an Etsy witch.
