…You’ve probably seen the story of Daejon Love on an endless loop. The fake 49er’s scam saga has graduated from story, to meme, to full-blown social media challenge for the IRL NFL ballers. The dead giveaway of the fraud: no Electrical Substation-induced injury.

From tennis stunt kid to U.S. Open spotlight, Thea Frodin will make her Open debut five years after playing a young Serena Williams’ body double in ‘King Richard,’ the biopic of the tennis legend’s father. The 17-year-old phenom already has Center Court’s hottest IMDB page.

Which popup economy is more valuable to New York City: the U.S. Open or a championship-winning Knicks team? This is an excellent (and very New York Times) question. David Waldstein has the answers here.

College football season is so back, and Dad’s about to become the life (or death) of the party. One of those dads thirsty to get in on the action is Paul Pabst. For Esquire, the Danette of ‘The Dan Patrick Show’ fame writes about the willingness of him and countless other parents to trade in academic prestige for a proper tailgate as they push their kids towards the biggest Party U’s. All in the name of their own rendition of ‘Back To School.’

Speaking of so back… Aaron Donald’s return to the NFL is officially official. AD is running it back with the Rams for a one-year tag team run with Myles Garrett as Los Angeles stocks up on nightmare fuel for offensive lineman. ‘Hard Knocks: Rams’ now, please.

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